Only people that know how to lie should attempt to lie. If you can’t lie please don’t try you’re probably better off telling the truth. But lies come in handy. And good liars can get by with a lot of things by just deploying small little lies here and there. Trust me I don’t think you should make big lies like dating someone while you’re married. But I do think there are some little lies that don’t necessarily hurt anyone.
But beware small lies are a gateway drug to big lies.
The old saying what goes around comes around. I don’t necessarily mean just the bad stuff I also mean the good stuff. I feel like every time you do something youre putting out energy into the universe which eventually will bounce from person to person and object to object and you will run into it eventually at another point in your life. May be good or may be bad but I’d rather put out more positive energy so that our world has more positive energy that I can run into later rather than all the negative energy.
this goes out to @egginturrupted. From now on whenever I hear her say something white I’m just going to say amber alert. Specifically because that is her white middle name
Don’t just live your life live it with some passion. For me this really meant to stop trying to find my passion and to just go for it. For life. I think sometimes I just getnso focused on whether or not I’m happy and contemplating the meaning of life that I just forget to live. Sometimes we don’t even know what our passion is or it changes because we discover something new. But if we’re walking through life with our heads down bummed about whatever it is that we are currently doing we can miss the great opportunities that are right in front of us.
i thought this had been written down a long time ago but I guess i forgot. Your word is all you have sometimes. It’s what strangers hear about you for the first time and its how trust is built. I’ll trust in your word. But if you are not impeccable with your words then they turn into nothing. Your word is one of the things that makes up your honor.
Sounds like common sense right? Well its not so common. Even to me. I got on the wrong bus cuz it looked like the same bus but apparently the little paper next to the door clearly told me that it wasn’t going where I wanted to go. And waiting in the cold snow for the next bus is not much fun. Specially when the bus takes a break right after.
Don’t be fooled everyone has a horrible side to them. Even if it’s the inability to coordinate outfits, sing without pitch, or not know who Monica Lewinsky is. Also wearing carpenter pants. You HAVE to be a terrible person to be wearing that. Even if you’re a carpenter. But you get +1 point cuz you can always say you work with wood ;)
There’s always so much more that you could be doing. So do what I do, check your tweets, email, and txts while you’re on the toilet. It is the most dedicated time that you can probably give these things anyways.
The iPhone changed the way iPoop.
Rule #74 - Fuck the case of the Mondays with coffee
Start off your week with coffee to get through the hardest day of the week. It makes it a lot easier.
Every now and then take a GPOY (Gratuitous Picture of Yourself) if not to share then just simply so you can see yourself change from one day to the next. If you do share I’m sure there’s someone out there that looks at your pictures and enjoys seeing you :D
