Anonymous asked: Have you ever subtly discriminated against someone or made judgments about them based on their appearance? Think a little about it before you answer. I believe that all people make some kind of judgment based on appearance or looks, whether they are fully aware of it or not. If you disagree, state that as well.
Anonymous asked: What is it about Apple products that makes you such a fanboy?
Anonymous asked: Is there ever such a thing as TMI for you? Whether it's someone telling you something or you expressing yourself. If yes, what are your limits [both personal and otherwise]?
Anonymous asked: If you knew me somewhat in passing from OLLU, would you be opposed to hanging out in NYC with me next time I'm up there (assuming you're still at RIT?)
Anonymous asked: What's the easiest/best way to approach you? As I have stated before, you can look intimidating, when there may be no reason to feel so. :)
kitchen + woman = complete
Anonymous asked: What is it that you think about when you walk around by yourself? For some reason, when you walk around by yourself it seems that you are either rushing to get to where you're going or you're thinking about stuff that makes you seem intimidating. [I was kind of a bit intimidated to try to talk to you much]. Reading your blog, I'm realizing how funny and insightful you are and I feel...
Sorry, wrong girl
Rule #72 - Don't pay for it
I’m not talking about stealing. I’m talking about Rule #71 don’t ever pay for sex. It makes you a loser. Unless you are paying for brad pitt. There are exceptions.
Rule #71 - If you can, charge for it
I’m talking about sex. I mean I’m not promoting prostitution. Not at all. All I’m saying is that if you’re given the opportunity to get paid for sex, something that you enjoy anyways, then charge for it. I’m sure this probably only happens in like vegas or NYC or something but I’m just saying. Be a smart business woman.
Rule #70 - Carry lube with you
This is for one of my friends out there :) I don’t mean a huge bottle of lube thought. Although if you can fit it the more the better. But now I’m talking about lube samples! Go places and see if they have any! In DC I got some given to me at one of the clubs. It’s their way to reach out to people. It came with two condoms so they’re trying to promote not getting the AIDS...
You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. Because you’ll be together.
dave-everyday: “The other day I cried. I felt stupid. But you know what? Fuck that day.” -Precious Jones
Some nights I get this rush of craziness. It just takes over. It’s this crawling feeling over my body. All over my hands and my feet. And then sometimes it’s random twitching just before I’m about to fall asleep. I’m not sure what it is. But it’s infuriating. Very infuriating. Often the anger is what gets me more upset and makes me stay up longer than that other...
We should stop having a Republican Party and a...
Anonymous asked: Do you believe love still exists? or is it something childish and made up? and have you ever been uin love if i may ask.
Anonymous asked: What's the biggest step you've taken with someone you've been with? And what's been your longest relationship?
Cannot Wait for the Force Unleashed 2 →
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU INTO GUYS WHO HAVE $$$ OR BOYS WHO ARE SIMPLE YET NICE? AND IF YOU COULD HAVE THE IDEAL MAN WHAT WOULD HE BE??
Anonymous asked: How would your dream man look? Physical features....
Anonymous asked: Why have a lot of people been asking you sexual stuff lately?
Anonymous asked: so do you have a big fat dick?
Anonymous asked: DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER IN THE BEDROOM HONESTLY???
Anonymous asked: So now that we have that last question cleared up, more of a comment now... wish I would have known you better. Good luck with your future endeavors. when do you leave for ny?
Anonymous asked: So I have to ask are you gay? And If so I couldn't agree with you more. It's hard finding guys whom are worried about more than being gay. It's rather attractive.
New TV Show idea - Produced by Carlos
I came up with an awesome idea for a new reality show. We all know that Kristen is gonna have children because she’s just going to (she’s mexican AND a woman) but she’s still in denial about it. Anyway so I came up with an idea that would make her want to have children. We are going to make a new show that exploits Kristen’s 7 children and her sassy gay friend - me. Of...
Anonymous asked: ARE YOU INTO THE FEMME PRETTY BOY OR BUTCH MANS MAN??
Anonymous asked: Whores or Not Whores? Fems or Butchs?? Holla!!!
Anonymous asked: Do you like shaved or bush?
Anonymous asked: Are you pregnant? If so, who is the father?
Anonymous asked: Someone offers to buy you a drink, What do you ask for?
Anonymous asked: What's your best color? [to wear]
Ask me something. I'm here thinking :D →
Avoiding bird diarrhea
There’s this parking spot that I really like at the place where I live. It’s in the shade relatively close to the house and surrounded by other nice cars (that’s important to Effie she’s a bit of a snob). But there’s some bird or something that just shits all over Effie if I park her there. And this bird has some gastrointestinal problems cuz it shits a lot. Like it...
Rule #69 - Don't rely on money you don't have
Don’t spend money before you have it. Something I’ve been taught from my mother.
I gay/straight breathe I straight/gay talk I gay/straight run I straight/gay sleep I gay/straight love I straight/gay think I gay/straight draw I straight/gay sing I gay/straight dance I straight/gay see I gay/straight cry I straight/gay jump I gay/straight die I straight/gay live I gay/straight eat I straight/gay watch I gay/straight read I straight/gay work I gay/straight fuck ...
This is one of those topics that is controversial. People usually try to avoid it but I want to write down what I think. Be warned that if this topic is a sensitive issue to you or you do not wish to hear my point of view you can skip the post now. I don’t want anyone to try and judge me or think they know the kind of person I am only because of this post. So here goes. Click the Read More...
My Dearest Lindsay
First let me say how I feel out of the loop and totally not mainstream. I first saw Lindsay Lohan referred to as LiLo for the very first time yesterday. Something is wrong here. I need to stop being an adult. Anyways after I connected the dots and realized it was my bfff (best fucking friend forever) Lindsay I clicked on the link and saw the pictures. And I gagged. BFFF what the fuck happened to...