February 2012
31 posts
Run away with me
let me catch my breath / this is really hard if i start to look like im sweating / its because I am/ im not good with words / thats nothing new. still i have to try and explain that i want to do / with you / with you/ runaway with me / let me be your ride out of town / let me be the place that you hide we can make our lives on the go / Run away with me / texas in the summer is cool / We’ll...
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Kangaroo Mobsters
Melissa: THEY CHASED SOME GUY!
And when they finally caught up to him in AZ, they killed him.
Everyone else they killed was living or dying in Illinois
me: im sure the guy did something horrible. mobsters are just vigilantes. like batman. and i dont see him getting arrested
Melissa: I'm pretty sure he was in the witness protection program
Also,
they were charged with extortion
me: i guess the witness protection program isnt that good then
note to self: don't use the witness protection program
Melissa: Hahaha
Yup, you're better off disappearing into another country
not Italy
but any other country
me: mexico. where i will be killed anyways
: O australia
and while im there i can finally find my husband
Melissa: Hahahaha
me: and in the end this whole thing will just seem like a blessing that had me running away from the guns of the mob and into the arms of a man
and then I can sell the movie rights and distribute it internationally
as a true story
Melissa: and then they'll find you in Australia and kill you
because of your movie
me: oh yea....... ok ill publish the book first and say its fiction and then ill do the movie
Melissa: and, since mobsters don't read books, they will never know
until they watch the movie
me: exactly
and by then ill have my own mob. of kangaroos
and no one can shoot a kangaroo
or a koala
mermaidofdeath:
If I woke up in the hospital and Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn’t question it.
January 2012
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